Promos

Well, this has been my 5th night staying back in the library to mug... Well, you might have already heard this but, but mugging in the library really puts pressure on you... However, its really conducive... Seriously... Its the fact that you can't do anything but mug there... Especially with canoeists around you... Ha ha... intellectual discussions with them are fun though... They are really scary, you know... Their enthusiasm in mugging almost rivals their enthusiasm for paddling... I'm going to get a lot of backlash from you guys about this but I super admire their knowledge, concentration and motivation... Especially the ones I had intellectual discussions with... Hobbits, this is the 2nd time i've posted about this... Sorry... [side interlude : "I do it not for the pleasure. I do it for the pain."] I'm sure you all feel stressed out and sick of studying but what can we do? Slog on... Its only 2 weeks more... In the meantime... Work hard, guys... (^_^) Jokes from last week : New enzymes : MUGase, SLEEP reductase, FUNase, LIFEase... New diseases : MUGthritis, MUGberculosis, MUGbetes... New hormones : MUGsulin, MUGcagon... New quote : Its not maktab, its MUGtab... Jokes this week (for Chemistry students only... sorry Su and Yee Kiat...) : Ok, this is going to sound really lame... The Elven Goddess, in her long billowing robes and silky, straight hair... Immortal Sage and martial arts exponent... Her signature Kungfu, the Power of Electrons... Also known as the Electron Pushing Theory... Beware her kungfu, her attacks are powerful... The Yin-Yang symbol, her sign... Doesn't it look like an s orbital, the 2 electrons in opposite spins?... From the serial "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji (Heavenly Sword & Dragon Sabre)", imagine her doing the "Qian Kun Da Nuo Yi (Qian Kun Great Reversal Skill)"... That's her starting move... Then, she moves on to her main weapon, the benzene ring... With its delocalised π electrons forming a stable structure, its cannot be deflected or repelled by anything... Even knowledge of the Valence Shell Electron Pair Repulsion Theory is useless... Attack her with anything and she'll use free electrons to push the attack back at you... If by that time, you're still not down, she'll move on to her ultimate weapon... First, she'll trap you with a benzene ring and then... She'll use the ultimate... Fish Hook Arrows of Doom... All she needs to do is to shoot one up into the sky and thousands of them will rain down cleaving you homolytically... Then, with a swish of her robes, she's gone... Some extra information: In the serial, the "Qian Kun Da Nuo Yi (Qian Kun Great Reversal Skill)" is the ultimate skill. It allows for the shifting of energy between dimensions... It can reflect the energy of an attack back at the attacker as well as deflect the energy... It can also dissipate energy... Signing off, Hobbit Skywalker