Being A Pain In The Ass

The recent posts were a real eye-sore. They were so boring, mundane and a total waste of precious time to those who foolishly read them thinking that they will be amused. (Forget the wasting time part ‘cause that’s what this whole blog is about anyway) Sad case sad case. The situation has been worsened by the utter lack of response from the peacemaking (lovemaking) gay panda which intervened in the great battle between the buluman and The Great Three. Where are you panda? Sucking bamboo sticks with other pandas in China? Where is your initial ‘enthu-ness’ of posting cheap photoshopped beastiality pictures that are suited for hard cover editions of Playboy? And that whole yoga-scorpion-pose crap that totally wasted 7X10 cm worth of blog space. I suggest posting a picture of you doing that in spandex. That will definitely give your post more class and up its entertainment value and not to mention blow the faggot meter that you might have blown up already. Scorpion poses do not attract members of the opposite sex. As for Elaine, we are also watching you. Our sources have informed us that you are associated to the panda mastermind. Tell us; is it too difficult for both of you to type in that angelic scorpion pose? Use your tongue dear. If u need help just pinch the panda. ZOPFAN must go down. No matter what the pose! Feeding Time, you have no association with the Bulu Burung Bersekutu, even if you have kutu. There is no peace between us, there never has been. Your backstabbing words towards your alleged panda ally have made us wary of any form of peace that you wish to form with us. You may however, fill up the PISS application form together with a passport sized photograph of a gorilla and a drop of yellow (Colour Code 0618) urine. Stamping services are not provided. With that settled, I would like to propose that we have a JTS with the upcoming juniors that are about to suffer 2 years of rotten sardine for dinner, puncturing their heads with barbed wire, curfews, laundry chits and Sharon Phua. May the Big Bird Above watch over them as their little birds do. However, I have not specified WHAT their supposed to spend their first few Sing dollars for, but I’m sure my penguin brother has some idea as to what I’m blabbering about. We must act fast, fellow Year 2’s! (Yes, yes, except the painful truth of life) For it is in their first week in Singapore that they will be willing to utilise MOE’s cash reserves for pure rubbish. I await the planning of the Dakun Tour ’05 in anticipations…… p.s: the yellow gives the blog a fresh feel, don't u think? and its not peel fresh.