Chibi Battle Part 2...
Okay... I'm sure many of us who are not involved in this WAR either think that it is getting out of hand with its stupidity (Those of us who actually go to the blog regularly and actually bother to read ALL the posts) or cannot make heads or tails out of anything (People who only occasionally visit the blog like Sophia or those who go regularly but don't bother reading)... But whatever... In the spirit of inaneness that has apparently caught on to (to use their own words) the Feathered Alliance (Vincent, do you know that in the Chinese language, a duck is a synonym/euphemism for a John?) and Feeding Time, we shall continue the battle... Okay, ladies and gentlemen... When we last saw the battleground... Pengimon had just frozen Mushroomon's spores and shattered his camera...As Mushroomon looks in anguish at his broken camera (fully aware that he is unable to photograph Pengimon in embarassing situations), Pengimon seizes the opportunity during the lull in fighting to use Anarchic Call... He plucks 2 feathers (Do penguins have feathers? Whatever...) off his derriere and starts chanting in gibberish (You know... The language that's most widely spoken in F2-10)... A whirlwind appears... A blinding flash of light... And where there was one, there is now three... The Foolish Fell Feathered Forces/Feathered Alliance/Feathered Freedom Fighters/Birds For Freedom Movement has fully appeared... Pengimon, Kimmymon and Kuekmon(Ha ha! Get it?)... Undaunted, Mushroomon beams with renewed confidence as he uses Shades of Red... The Foolish Fell Feathered Forces/Feathered Alliance/Feathered Freedom Fighters/Birds For Freedom Movement double over in pain as Mushroomon's attack causes the both mental and physical anguish as everything turns red... Well, that's all for now folks... Possible Attacks : Kimmymon : The Call of THE CCA -Kimmymon summons Hua Sister No.2 who does devastating damage while smiling sweetly -After using this attack, Kimmymon's ammo store is replenished with sugar coated cyanide pills
Black Widow Call -Kimmymon summons Hua Sister No.1 (duh... who else...) who does damage (smiling sadistically) AND forces victim to undergo tremendous mental anguish through the threat of detention
And... Get ready, ladies and gentlemen... One of Kimmymon's Ultimate Signature Attacks... Sister Summon -Combining the powers of The Call of THE CCA and the Black Widow Call is not easy and Kimmymon has to make use of the symbol of the institution where people Serve with Honour... He has to sketch the symbol in the air... Soon... The wind howls, thunder rolls, lightning strikes and all becomes dark with the summoning of two powerful... er... entities... As the Hua Sisters appear, they bear down upon the victim causing drops of cold sweat to roll down the victim's face... The victim experiences 1000 years of mental pain in 1 second and if that is not enough, a horrible physical attack soon follows... Hmmm... Ha ha... I think I can think of a lot of attacks for Kimmymon... And since Penguinboy insisted... Pengimon : Candiru Call -Pengimon opens his beak and blasts schools of Candiru at the enemy... Hmmm... I shall just say that a very very very painful and disgusting attack ensues... What the Candiru are doing in Pengimon's body in the first place I so do not want to know...
~~~ Biology Alert : The Candiru is an Amazonian vampiric (yes... vampiric...) fish that... obviously... preys on blood... There are stories of itbeing attracted to a victim's urine in the river and swimming up the urethra until it reaches the bladder and starts to suck blood... Apparently, it can be removed only through surgery or the juice of some plant and some apple which dissolves the fish... But it seems that most victims die of shock and pain way before treatment... If you want to find out more... I suppose a Google search of "candiru" will suffice...~~~ Mushroommon : Transformation : PoliticKing -Mushroomon transforms into alter ego PoliticKing and starts to talk about (what else...) politics... Totally boring opponents until they fall asleep... Hmmm... I can't think of attacks for Kuekmon... Suggestions? PS : By the way, Kim... What's the excellent attack you thought of? PPS : For those who don't get it... Kuek... Quack... The sound a duck makes... That's the first double entendre... Ha ha... Like in the Da Vinci Code... Next... Quack can also mean a crazy person... Mad Duckie... Yeah! Second double entendre... Ha ha... Am I worthy of Jacques Sauniere? PPPS : For those who read Naruto, the mental part of the Sister Summon is Sasuke's older brother's Sharingan Attack Signing off, Hobbit Skywalker |
posted by ~hobbit skywalker~ at 12/02/2004 07:06:00 pm
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Nai Jiew Mil 奈九米二 said ... (4:17 pm) :
post a commentHere's an excellent, albeit censored, excerpt from the article Nightmare Parasites from Hell on the candiru by xv bones, OMGJeremy.com:
Candiru, freshwater Amazon fishes that are practically invisible in the water, are the single most feared fish in the river by the natives who live around it – even MORE feared than the absolutely infamous skeletonize-a-cow-in-two-minutes Red-Bellied Piranha - and they have earned every last iota of that terror. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. The horror will come in a moment, first let’s discuss Candiru’s alarming feeding habits.
This is how this adorable little bastard works: it detects hints of nitrogen in the streams of the rivers it lives in, which are normally coming from the gills of a soon-to-be-victimized fish. The Candiru then swims in real close, waits for just the right moment, and darts its tiny, needle-shaped form into the larger fish’s gill cover as it opens. There, the Candiru latches onto the fragile, blood-filled gills with its tiny, sharp jaws and lives for as long as it likes, using a series of spines that open like an umbrella to lodge itself into place as it gorges itself with blood, often bloating up to several times its normal size.
There, now, that’s not so bad, now, is it?
After all, nature has seen fit to create far more horrific parasites, hasn’t it?
Surely, all this terror I speak of is merely in jest?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA sit your ass down.
See, Candiru ‘hunt’ using the smell of nitrogen to locate their prey, but they cannot distinguish one source of nitrogen from any other. And there is nitrogen in both blood… and urine. Nude bathers, swimmers wearing loose-fitting trunks and people who piss in the pool, it’s time to take your evolutionary medicine. Cross your legs, down we go.
Candiru will follow the minute traces of nitrogen you spread in the water by urinating so gleefully and will, thinking only of all that yummy blood, attack in the absolute worst way imaginable. They will burrow into your penis or vagina, right into your damn pisshole, and wriggle their way as far in as they can go – and they are absolutely exceptionally well-adapted to get as far in as your bladder, using their gill-spines as climbing hooks to claw their way deeper and deeper and deeper right up your penis - and then spread them spines out in such a way as to make them one hundred percent impossible to remove without extensive and expensive urological surgery. There they remain, feasting on your blood and gorging themselves bloated, lodged in your urethra. You are now, in a word, screwed.
Imagine that slender bastard up there, expanding out your urinary tract as it feasts on your essences. Envision the tearing pain it causes as it just gets bigger and bigger exactly where you don’t want anything but piss to ever, ever be. Think long and hard about the urinary blockage it’s causing and the eventual and unconditional death that will occur as the backed-up wastes eventually cause your bladder to burst like an over-inflated balloon. Know that the only way to get this fish out of your penis is to either pay an insane fee to a urologist who will slice into your naughty bits and wrangle the sick little bastard out, or to use a bizarre homeopathic tribal remedy consisting of cramming two poisonous plants - the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple - up your tormented pisshole, that will kill and even dissolve the fish, but cost more than the damn surgery.
For a long time considered as a tribal version of an urban legend, the Candiru and it’s rare, accidental but absolutely catastrophic attacks on humans are a stark, pounding reality, and yet another reason to stay the living hell out of the goddamned water. And for God’s sake, stop pissing in the damn pool.
Whoever you are, stop pissing in the pool! The Biggest Brid of All watches you from up in the sky!
hey...question to ask:
why Hua sista?
someone enlighten me plz...