Emergency Conference

Your sugared tongue hides the truth in vain, Toadstool Tyrant. You may fool the innocents in this war with your spored propaganda but you can never fool the Bulu Burung Bersekutu! We know all about your actual dimensions, Feeding Time, as evidenced in the dramatic photographic proof we have produced. We know your secret ability to monstrously increase your size to terrible proportions as rage takes you from secret video records documenting your rampage on the Empire State Building. To all who doubt the truth and integrity of the Bulu Burung Bersekutu, you can watch with your own eyes Feeding Time's horrible ability in the top secret file codenamed King Kong, which we obtained at the terrible cost of S$18.95 from our intelligence agents. So do not attempt to shroud the people's eyes with your bald-faced lie of how purportedly small you are. We know the truth about you and we will continually expose the abomination that you are to the people, tyrant. In light of such staggering evidence of Feeding Time's tyranny, the Bulu Burung Bersekutu held an emergency conference to discuss many urgent and pressing issues in the name of Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of a Polar Bear-less World: Mad Duckie: has war really been declared? Mad Duckie: tsk tsk tsk Penguins of Anarchy: yes Penguins of Anarchy: to war again Mad Duckie: ahahahah Penguins of Anarchy: peace didn't last very long Mad Duckie: more battles to fight Mad Duckie: hey i noticed... Everfree: yeah Mad Duckie: peace always lasted for less than.... Mad Duckie: 2 days Penguins of Anarchy: aaa Everfree: the stuffings must be stuffed Penguins of Anarchy: check my post Mad Duckie: lols Everfree: you posted? Mad Duckie: wtf??? Penguins of Anarchy: yeah~ Everfree: what post? Mad Duckie: andhu is damn crappy Mad Duckie: offering panda an alliance Mad Duckie: tsk tsk tsk Mad Duckie: audacious Penguins of Anarchy: it's not alliance Penguins of Anarchy: it's an opportunity to not die Mad Duckie: ahahahah Mad Duckie: down with big fat bears Mad Duckie: polar bears and pandas alike Penguins of Anarchy: aaa Mad Duckie: oh... movie screening on 2nd jan night Penguins of Anarchy: kim ong how's it? Mad Duckie: first para is nice ler Everfree: i like the pecking at 3AM part Penguins of Anarchy: short and sweet, 1st para Mad Duckie: ahahah Mad Duckie: i should post later Everfree: should just begin all our posts with dakun Penguins of Anarchy: we should just peck him Penguins of Anarchy: we should just post a dakun Penguins of Anarchy: we should just post a PICTURE of dakun Penguins of Anarchy: naked Penguins of Anarchy: while maintaining Everfree: while dakuning Everfree: and traumaing Penguins of Anarchy: naked Penguins of Anarchy: while maintaining Everfree: vincent is still unaware of our hydrogen bomb Mad Duckie: traumaing? Everfree: yeeah~ Penguins of Anarchy: aaaa Penguins of Anarchy: AAA Mad Duckie: hydrogen bomb? Everfree: a Everfree: a Everfree: a Mad Duckie: aaa Everfree: a Everfree: a Everfree: a Everfree: a Everfree: a Everfree: a Mad Duckie: AAAAA Everfree: a Everfree: a Everfree: aaa Mad Duckie: AAAAAAAAAAA This goes on. Everfree: what are we doing Mad Duckie: super overseas dakuning Everfree: should buy mic Everfree: into my subs Penguins of Anarchy: i think this is quite a productive meeting of Bulu Burung Bersekutu Mad Duckie: AMAMAMAMMAMAMAMA MAMAMAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (shakes head violently) Penguins of Anarchy: trauma Everfree: you should dakun your parents Mad Duckie: ahah Mad Duckie: yeaaaaa Everfree: AMAMAMAMAMA Mad Duckie: kimongggg...... Penguins of Anarchy: magggiiiii Mad Duckie: mmmmmaaaaaaaaaggggggggiiiiiiiiii Penguins of Anarchy: see! i knew it! Mad Duckie: idiot Mad Duckie: beat me to that Everfree: WEAREONE Penguins of Anarchy: weareone Everfree: i think we have discussed a lot of important issues at this inaugural meeting Everfree: aaaa Everfree: a Penguins of Anarchy: YES Everfree: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Everfree: thanks byran Penguins of Anarchy: aaa Penguins of Anarchy: THANKS Mad Duckie: THANKSSSS! Everfree: vincent, buy a cat from kuching Mad Duckie: yea Penguins of Anarchy: yeah~ Mad Duckie: want susu pekat? Penguins of Anarchy: make ur own Everfree: we have alot of boxes here, vincent Everfree: you know what its for? Mad Duckie: kkkiiiiiiiiii,mmmmmmmm.... Mad Duckie: to keep the cat Mad Duckie: and lots more rats Everfree: to build a fort Penguins of Anarchy: can pack u inside and smuggle into feeding time's room Everfree: hahahahahah Everfree: then peck him Penguins of Anarchy: ambush Everfree: thankssss byran Mad Duckie: wait... forgot one thing... naked~! Mad Duckie: THANKS KIMONG Penguins of Anarchy: while maintaining Mad Duckie: THANKS BYRAN! Everfree: WEAREONE WEAREONE indeed. As you can see, the war on tyranny is always foremost in the thoughts of the Bulu Burung Bersekutu. We will not deviate from our righteous path to a new Ice Age, except to exterminate the odd panda wandering into our way with the despicable intention of intervening in what the Biggest Bird Above, May His Beak Be Fed With Fish, already decreed from the time of the First Egg in the Snow. Feeding Time, surrender. You have no hope of victory or of survival. PS: I know this guy... He's got a lot more where that came from. Maybe we could work something out about those bananas...