The Fight Continues.....

In the wake of the current situation that has totally annihilated all logical analytic abilities of the human mind and the complete height of ‘buang-masa’ness, The Feathered Forces have yet to discuss the proper procedures and peace keeping measures to tame the ferociously deranged Feeding Time. All this red tape is necessary as the harmful effects of the surrender might have substantial implications on the raging beast and this will in fact lead to another demonic outburst that will result in the elimination all forms of happiness, freedom and saneness whatsoever. As of now, the entire peace declaration transcript is being processed and is almost ready for public release and distribution. Believe it or not, the people are finally freed from the clutches of the tyrant dictator. However, a new threat has emerged as a result of this mindless massacre. The flyers are everywhere, as a dark force drills its way into the hearts of innocents. A WARNING FROM THE ALLIED TROOPS: This enemy that we are about to face is much more dangerous than any form of bird stuffings. It is the biggest known threat to national security since the creation of the atomic bomb (I’m not referring to the one that toasted Hiroshima and Nagasaki) and the mushroom lord; for this new foe actually has functional brains. It hides behind the shadows, using the word ‘peace’ to poison the minds of our children under the name of ZOPFAN (The Allied Forces are working around the clock to break this dreadful acronym code) as it has the guts to cut and paste (the works of a pure devil) pictures of cute, cuddly animals hugging each other as though they were ready to mate and have a fresh crossbreed of pan-gui-rilla the world has yet to see. It has even misused the ancient language of Allayarham Dato Seri P. Ramlee for its devilish cause. This evil felony must be stopped and put into the clutches of Lord Dakun where he belongs! –Naked. This is your first and final warning, you yoga panda you! End this so called ‘neutrality’ for the fight for complete freedom and insanity will never cease. We are watching you.