I dream of fish...

First and foremost, we avians will never make peace with warm furry mammals, all glory to the Mighty Bird Above. The absolute horror of even suggesting that such a travesty can EVEN occur. *shudders* So... Beware all you innocents. Beware of the subversive speech made by such despicable mammals. Beware of their vile words for it is the very cornerstone of their acts of tyrany. Let this fact be known once and for all; Any being who is an obstacle to the path of Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of a Polar Bear-less World will be at the mercy of the Avian Alliance. And that also means ZOPFAN. No more of your seditious lies! With that said and done with... Submit to the rule of the Avian Alliance. May fish be forever bountiful for the Great Mighty Bird Above. p.s.: We really need to plan a proper Dakun Tour. Need to get new initiates. And yes... there's too much pee all over this place already. p.p.s.: The state of your machines of war (i.e. comps) is pathetic. They are falling apart even before your foes get to laugh at you. Aaaaaaaa... A public message brought to you by: Ministry of Duck1e Information