Thursday, December 02, 2004

Maintaining Freedom

For starters, let's get this straight: Kim Ong and Vincent are not my henchmen and should not be labelled as such. With Kim Ong, it's WE-ARE-ONE. With Vincent, well... He's a duck. A mad duck. Yeah.

Feeding Time, you are guilty of misrepresenting Operation Maintaining Freedom. Maintaining Freedom is about two things: Maintaining and Freedom. We have pledged ourselves, body and soul and body again, to the just path of maintaining freedom while maintaining. Hence the emphasis on the body.

And please do not bring your sense of shallow assumptionist morality in criticizing the merits of Anarchy. Anarchy is the ultimate freedom: freedom from the shackles of laws and the boxed arrangements of order. We are dedicated to Anarchy, and the coming of a new Ice Age, where penguins can waddle northwards from their icy lairs into normally warmer territories up to the North Pole to exterminate their ancient enemies the Polar Bears down to the last cuddly white fur coat! All who are not with us must fall in the name of the almighty Biggest Bird of All! May his beak forever be fed with fish!

That said, you're right about the stuffing. I can feel it too, this urge to have my bottom stuffed. Would you like to stuff my bottom with your mushroom?

Comments on "Maintaining Freedom"

 

Blogger Sky said ... (6:21 pm) : 

maintain byran, maintain...

 

Blogger byRAN said ... (9:12 am) : 

AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA!!!

 

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