A Plea for Help and a Word of Caution...

I take great offence to being paragoned to the likes of the worshipper of the divine dodo. How dare Carynl imply that I have anything in common with penguin boy whose goals include “Anarchy”, “ The Destruction of the Chains of Reason” and, the horror, “A Polar Bearless World”! The only thing that the bird-brain has in common with me is the mutual horror we felt when you said that we were alike. I stand for the evergreen values of “Order”, “Logic”, and “ The Preservation of The Endangered Polar Bears”. He is my antipode but we are united in our objection against your hurtful, inconsiderate and dangerous comments. The Bane of Arctic Fish and I have been attempting to reinvigorate this blog by sacrificing our precious office time and fighting each other so that the blood we spilt would fertilise and breathe life into the dry and cracked earth of this blog. Our efforts were in vain and obviously not appreciated by the likes of Carynl who expressed gladness at the end of the war meant to end all wars. Since the end of the great wars, we have chosen peace and chosen to work together with those who called for peace to rebuild this home of ours. Regarding the cowardly, monotone epitome of the saying “ all brawn and no brains”, I extended my hand in friendship and support but he chewed on it like so much bamboo by refusing to reply and to be involved in mediating. We live in a different world. 30/11 has changed the landscape of this blog. Even as I stand on this new, enervated, terrain that has been devastated by the strife of 3 great crusades, the creature that sought peace by insulting both sides by posting of unnatural interspecies intimacy has yet to assist in the reconstruction process. The panda sought peace by taking the middle path and attacking both sides. The peacemaker’s betrayal did not go unnoticed but it was paid little attention by the warring factions. Now that the two combatants have agreed to disagree peacefully, the seeker of peace has left us in the lurch while we rebuild. Show your fat, furry face or we will be forced to see what we can do about putting pandas back on the endangered list. Elaine, allow me to express my concern about your condition and my relief when you discovered it wasn’t serious. However, my warm, fuzzy feelings end there. You reneged on your word to help rebuild this blog for the good of all Malayseans by posting something new! You, one of the most experienced in the building of blogs have turned you crooked back on us! I thought that as a peace loving and creative dancer/photographer/model/architect/ future leader of Singapetalpore, you would lend us your hand in our hour of need. I am now disillusioned and dejected. My dreams of a great new blog have disappeared like a ballerina in a link, frilly tutu piroutte-ing of the stage. My flightless, feathered friend. I agree that we live in perilous times. Desperate times call for desperate measures. A time may come in the near future when we may be called upon to resort to that which is the opposite of what we seek. We may have to choose a means that is at odds with the ends we seek… if you get my drift. Peace and the rebuilding of this blog is our ultimate goal but we need the support of all Malayseans. Dissidents who seek to subvert this noble end, beware…