Utopia

I am not your friend, tyrant! The Penguins of Anarchy fight for Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of a Polar Bear-less World, and you stand in our way and have stood in our way since the time of the First Egg in the Snow. And we are not the Bane of Artic Fish. If we were, we'd have exterminated the white fur coats already! Our dream is to bring about a new Ice Age, to cool a pathway for us to waddle and swim from the South Pole to the North! You stand in the way of this bridge, Feeding Time. For that, no matter what new enemies of the Biggest Bird Above, May His Beak Be Fed With Fish, may appear to foil our frosty flappers, you will always be our enemy. There is no compromise. None, you hear me! Hence you are wrong about the end we seek! We do not seek peace with you, furry fleabag. We seek the coming of a new Ice Age that will seal the war for Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of a Polar Bear-less World! And when we have subjugated the accursed polar bears, we will sacrifice them all to complete the ultimate mission of the Penguins of Anarchy: to manifest the Biggest Bird Above in this mortal plane! May His Beak Be Fed With Fish! Once the Biggest Bird Above, May His Beak Be Fed With Fish, manifests his terrifying powers and unites all avians in destroying the hideous abominations called "governments", we will have complete and absolute freedom! No long will paltry "laws" hold us back from our full potential! Every human and penguin will have the right to "Do Whatever You Want If You Can Do It." Individual power and influence will not be suppressed by artificial restrictions. It is Utopia! P.S. The Secret Banana Trade Agreement is still on. Were you satisfied with the recent transaction? There's still more where that came from.