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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2055 Every New Year , do you feel si peh sian? Do you feel that every year is more or less the same? Well, we at TalkingCock.com decided to check it out by hiring renowned (okay, okay, inexpensive) fortune teller Master See Few Cher (Unit #04-44 Bukit Gorblok Shopping Centre) to use his crystal ball to look fifty years ahead and tell us some HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2055! 1. Emperor George Z. Bush II Crowned 2. Bush: US Out of Iraq in “About Three More Months Or So” 3. Singaporeans Mark 10th Anniversary of End of Hello Kitty Civil War 4. Sentosa Casino Acquires DBS 5. ENV Urges Singaporeans to Recycle Their Plastic Body Parts 6. Malaysia Complains RM300 Per Litre “Too Low” 7. Jennifer Lopez Marries Husband #49 8. Singapore Spacelines Announces Nonstop Flight to Mars 9. Tiger Spaceways Announces $1 Flights to Mars 10. PM Urges Singaporeans to be More Hospitable to Alien Talent 11. First Baby Born Naturally at KK in 25 Years 12. Pentagon Hopeful of Finding WMD “Soon” 13. Mass Protests in India Over Outsourcing of Jobs to US 14. Mass Extinction of Milo Dinosaurs Remains a Mystery 15. Average Height of NBA Players Now 3m 16. Last Living Singlish Speakers Found – in Perth 17. Mole Malignant: Phua Chu Kang Undergoes Chemo 18. New PM Lee Praises Great-grandparents, Grandparents and Parents for All They’ve Done for Him 19. MM Celebrates 132nd Birthday, Praises Biopolis 20. TalkingCock TV Airs 1000th Episode -End- talkingcock.com