Hero to ZERO

Good morning Ladies and gentlemen! It is 9.15 pagi here and whoooaaaaa!!! ALEXANDER YAP JUN-TJEN MANAGED TO WAKE UP TODAY. Bak kata pepatah Korea...Hari ini adalah hari untuk harimau betina kahwin..don't ask me why.Haha actually woke up earlier than usual...at 6.30am!! (Remarks from some of the hostelite here ; ALEX! You woke up!! WOW) Thanks to LAW (hahaha me do law??? very gagal teruk~~~ ahahaha NO I WONT GIVE UP!! MUST KALAHKAN ANDHU!! give me ungraded..bagero...) i have four 8am classes a week now (8am is the earliest!!!). And thus, i had my 1st breakfast here since god know's when. lalala~ Mixed mueslies, yogurt, and half a cup of orange juice(courtesy of Teri thank you). Managed to disgust the ppl on my table as it looks like vomit. Tastes nice though(and i doubted you Teri lol). Will continue doing the same thing every morning just to see the look on peoples' face. Before breakfast try out some yoga poses with my rusty flabby body. *flashback at 6.29am* This is true! As i was lying on my bed, getting ready to BANGUN, i actually heared my yoga guru's voice dictating poses at the back of my head to give me ENERGY for the day!!! Tried some poses..all gagal teruk(TOO EARLY). Almost snapped my back. Next thing i know, i was in lecture. New accounting lecturer (my previous time was at 12pm..so i only bangun at 9.30am earliest for last week lecture..sob..how i miss you last weeks lecture..bagero punya UNDANG-UNDANG..haha just realize tt law is one of those subjects tt when you translate to BM, the word is lebih-lebih Panjang-panjang than the english version..ENLIGHTMENT! ...) is quite ganas. This old dude lecturer with this accent that makes me feel like walking up to him and slapping him. But obviously the accent is not his fault. Maybe it's just to early for me. so on and on..blah blah blah..accounting this and that..Then next thing i know lecture was over. Sat down for a while in the LT while some of the students were leaving..suddenly the ang moh gal next to me asks me a question [MACHO MODE ALEX WITH ACCENT] but i didn't know the answer..gagal teruk..got up and left the lecture hall. As i was exiting the LT, another ang moh gal(This one was HOTHOT) was leaving too [MACHO MODE ALEX] MMAlex holds the door for her. HOTGAL grins at MMAlex. Grin changes to huge Smile.. MMAlex things to himself (SNAGGED!!ENCHANTED BY MY IRRRRESISTABLE BAIT) HOTGAL :"ye tackz showen" MMAlex :"what?" HOTGAL : "ye tackz..ye tackz" MMAlex : muddled puzzled...."what?" HOTGAL : "your shirts inside out" GTAlex : ................oh fuck..................... GT = GAGAL TERUK HOTGAL leaves (Cue edited Hercules theme song esp for me : "Hero to ZERO"..Slow tempo.Sing it melancholy. With one spotlight above.) sigh....wonder what else is in store for me today..